Clever dating website usernames
James Needham III- So you know how I just said it’s really dumb to use your first and last name? And to those people I say, “I hope you are not going on a job interview any time soon.” Notlookingforsluts- Oh hello, nice guy of Okcupid!
Thank god you made it clear in your username that you aren’t looking for a slut, because I was just about to message you and offer you my body.
who_am_i: While it is somewhat funny, this username could also be perceived as rather annoying.6.
anonymouse: The mouse is an ideal animal to combine with the shy, anonymous nature of the internet.7.
Just make sure that you don’t disrespect anyone when making your username because vulgarity isn’t funny.1.
lol_i_kill_u: If you are looking for a funny username for video gaming, this one would work well. herpes_free_since_03: While this username wins points for being funny, it is probably not the one you want to use for a dating profile.3.
As I learn all too regularly, there is a fine line between being funny and just plain scary.
And one (me, obvs) should avoid that line when it comes to dating. ) I like it because 1) It’s a clever play on a name for another internet dating service and 2) It’s a little joke about Judaism, which you know I appreciate.
If your perfect username is taken, try adding an adjective in front of it.
love_that_jazz: If you like jazz music, this is a cute way to show it.4.
my_name_is: If you cannot think of anything else, this name works.5.
L here and ready to bring you the scoop from the internet dating websites. I may be one year older as of a few days ago, but I’m as immature and judgmental as ever.
Which is why I’d like to use our time today to judge fellow online daters on one thing: their usernames.
If you are emailing your resume, you don’t want your potential boss seeing an email address that is vulgar or unprofessional.